God's Perfect Asshole

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imwithkanye:

Sex Advice From Aubrey Plaza | Nerve

I don’t have any male fans in person. Where are they? Why are they hiding? No one ever professes their love for me. They’re shy and afraid of me. I wish someone would just come up to me and grab my face and kiss me, but people are too chickenshit.

You heard the lady…

Aubrey has obviously never been to Central California where there are two guys named Mark and Nick waiting to fight each other to the death over her

or at least to have a joke made about them by her

shes insane to think that she has no male fans, i’m beyond in love with her its not even funny.

please stop being a celebrity and move to portsmouth nh and fall in love with me

(via acruelultimatum)