God's Perfect Asshole: Archive

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

my sister got uggs for christmas

she’s starting to resemble the whores she’s hanging out with. clearly i am disappointed.

Dec 25th

in summation;

this holiday has sucked thus far.

Dec 25th

i also got a $15 itunes giftcard

too bad i pirate all my music.

Dec 25th

does anybody want a $100 giftcard to macys?

my grandparents think i give a shit about how i look…..

Dec 25th

smoking weed and watchin inception!

its like the first time i saw it except now i can smoke while watching it! oh i also got the town. fuck.

Dec 25th

Dec 24th

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Dec 24th

Hey Brandon,

strikegently is following me too. eat it.

Dec 23rd

Dec 17th

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“Fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, and fuck you. I’m out!”

– Half baked (via emfrei)

Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

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Smoking Pot

mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is smoking pot for my first two years of college. I feel like it has had terrible effects on my body. My vision seems blurrier now and I’m always forgetting things. I was never like that before I started smoking regularly. [Male, 21] you’re a god damn pussy.

Dec 17th

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Dec 17th

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follow this kid. he is perfect in every way →

Dec 16th

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“the swastika* is hipster”

– Sarah Dion (via followinglines-onmaps) IHATEYOU. :( (via sarahspice) Matt… she blogged it because it was spelt wrong.. NICE (via sarahspice) why did you speak of yourself in a third person perspective? (via mattgftw) I didn’t, I reblogged this from Alexis. (via sarahspice) oh…..shit.

Dec 13th

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“the swastika* is hipster”

– Sarah Dion (via followinglines-onmaps) IHATEYOU. :( (via sarahspice) Matt… she blogged it because it was spelt wrong.. NICE (via sarahspice) why did you speak of yourself in a third person perspective?

Dec 13th

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“the swastika* is hipster”

– Sarah Dion (via followinglines-onmaps) IHATEYOU. :( (via sarahspice)

Dec 13th

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Dec 13th

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eleake71-deactivated20111203 asked: DID YOU SEE THOSE TWO KNIGHTS FROM THE NEW SET. HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Dec 13th

Signing Up for a Tumblr Account

mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever is signing up for a Tumblr account. I signed up thinking I would be able to share my feelings and meet some cool people. I tried to do that, but as it turns out, most people on Tumblr are jackasses. People act like they are perfect and spend all their time posting hateful and offensive things on everyone else’s blogs. I’m sick of it and am finding...

Dec 13th

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rachelhasawolfsmouth replied to your photo: she makes me so happy. good, because she is kaaayooooot you are correct!

Dec 12th

so in case you guys didnt know...

my facebook page got disabled and is no longer in existence, so here’s my new facebook: http://www.facebook.com/mgiovanniello1

Dec 12th

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Posted my balls on brandons wall, heres my new... →

Dec 11th

i just want my facebook back.

Dec 11th

Absolute Horseshit

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Dec 11th

zopound: Matt and Brandon are watching online footage of a Magic tournament from 1997 or something. What is my life? you love it so much!

Dec 10th

this wait is so painful.

justwannaseeyounow

Dec 10th

Everyone is up in arms

this is tumblr. not helms deep fuck.

Dec 10th

Zach Freitag: Wonderful. →

zach-freitag: It seems as though a small group of my old Tumblr’s followers has found this, my new Tumblr. First I just want to say, I’m nothing like I was a year ago, nor do I intend on ever being so. I do find it rather hilarious that none of you have changed, and in fact are all still raging cunts! “Your… but isnt this what they want? they want you to get all up in arms and try and...

Dec 10th

My Biggest Regret Ever: Not Telling a Girl I Was... →

mybiggestregretever: My biggest regret ever was not telling a girl that I was lactose intolerant. We were best friends, and we had been so for about 13 months. I never got tired of speaking to her, and for some reason I was the best possible version of myself around her presence. One night we were having dinner in my… I KNOW THIS FEELING EXACTLY

Dec 10th

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nordababy asked: what do you mean at alyssas! we both live here hahaha
*not to say i'm creaming myself

Dec 10th